Top Ten Categories from the Adult Video Awards

Every year AVN (Adult Video News) holds a giant ceremony in Las Vegas and hands out over 50 awards to their community and business. In the world of pornography these awards are highly prized. Here are some the most, uh, unique categories from the awards (held two weeks ago.)

BestAnal Release: Anal Boot Camp

BestArt Direction: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (good work, JJ!)

BestBig Butt Release: Big Wet Asses 21

posterBest Director (there are five categories; Best Director- Feature, Best Director- Foreign Feature, Best Director- Non-Feature, Best Director- Foreign Non-Feature, Best Director- Parody)

Reuben Sturman Award: Lasse Braun (from Wikipedia: To his defenders in the sex industry, Sturman was a marketing genius and a champion of free speech, an entrepreneur whose toughness, intelligence, and boundless self-confidence were responsible for his successes. But to anti-porn activists and Justice Department officials, Sturman was the head of a vast criminal organization whose companies enjoyed an unfair competitive advantage: protection and support from the highest levels of the Cosa Nostra.)

BestFem-Dom Strap-On Release: His Booty Is My Duty 2

BestFoot/Leg Fetish Release: Asphyxia Heels the World

Best Ethnic Release (there are three categories; Best Ethnic- Asian, Best Ethnic- Latin, Best Ethnic- Black)

BestMale Newcomer: Logan Pierce (tellingly, there is no Best Female Newcomer)

Clever Title of the Year: Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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